[guide.chat] Paddy the Painter.
- From: "A. Machray" <a.machray@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:25:31 +0100
Paddy The Painter. . . . .A Groaner for you.
Painting the Church.
There was a Dublin painter named Paddy the Painter who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it
go a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the parish
priest decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of the Church.
Paddy put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.
So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and
buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with
turpentine..
Well, Paddy was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly
completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky
opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the
church and knocking Paddy clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the
gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint .
Paddy was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got
down on his knees and cried:
"Oh, God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke.. (you're going to love this)
"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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