One day our chat members all sat in there houses all bored to tears They were all awoken by this ringing all the time jumped up to answer the phone Hi everybody its Malcolm here Carol, what do you want Clare who is that Senn hello whos there Phyllis oh hi malcolm vanessa who is that speaking at this time vanessa whats wrong cathie is that you Malcolm" Of course its me phoning to tell you all booked a nice weekend on a lovely boat in the lake distric so come on you lot lets go for it all bring your buckets and spades oh yes not forgetting your bikins What in March! yes, we don't want to catch our death of cold you know oh for gods sake girls no no no your bikins are for the gym and indoor swimming pool on boat pew that was close Friday morning came we all got excited and packed our bags Ring ring ring oh what now Malcolm don't forget to bring all your packed sandwiches clare pack all your choclates too and carol and senn too see you all at gates of boness ok Ring ring ring ring Oh god what now malcolm oh i forgot bring your money Love Carol x.x.x.x.