[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] : Why did the chicken?

  • From: "Andrew" <andrew.langdale2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:44:56 +0100

Totally foul jokes as per usual Keith.

Best wishes,

Andrew.

-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 28/07/2010 23:29
Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] : Why did the chicken?

-----Original Message-----
From Charlotte and : John
Sent On: 17/07/2010 23:59
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Why did the chicken?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't ....

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