Totally foul jokes as per usual Keith. Best wishes, Andrew. -----Original Message----- From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 28/07/2010 23:29 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] : Why did the chicken? -----Original Message----- From Charlotte and : John Sent On: 17/07/2010 23:59 Sent To: Keith Subject: Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser. Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't .... ............................................. ............................ ....................................................................................................................................................................................