Hi Malcolm, I was out again one day with my Personal Assistant and we were doing some shopping in town. It was close to Valentine's day, and we went into a shop as my Assistant wanted to by a birthday card for someone. When we got to the counter, I was doing my usual trick of putting my hands on it to see what was around me. I am a big teddy bear fanatic, although I am not into the Stife ones, and there was some teddy bears on the counter, So I was interested in them and I wanted to get one. My assistant turned and looked at me and said that I wouldn't want one of them. We have a sign where she squeezes my arm if she doesn't want me to say anything or doesn't want me to buy something, so she squeezed my arm as I was about to ask why I wouldn't want one. When she did this I knew not to say anything else. When she had bought the card and we had walked outside the shop, she burst out laughing and told me not to change in any way. I then asked her why I wouldn't have wanted one of those bears. She laughed and said that they had got "horny devil" written on them, after which I also burst out laughing and could see why she didn't think that I would want them. Looking back now, I think that it is a very good thing that we have this sign, as I am always doing or saying something completely daft. From Sara Keable