[guide.chat] In Reply To: Alternative Proverbs.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 6 Jul 2010 23:28:58 +0100
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From Charlotte and John
Sent On: 06/07/2010 00:26
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Alternative Proverbs.
Alternative proverbs.
A teacher gave the
first half of a well known proverb to her class, of six year olds, and asked
them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
1)
Don't change horses, ...............
Until they stop running.
2)
Strike while the, .....................
Bug is close.
3)
It's always darkest before, ...........
Daylight saving time.
4)
Never underestimate the power of,..........
Termites.
5)
You can lead a horse to water but, ..................
How?
6)
Don't bite the hand that, ..................
Looks dirty.
7)
No news is,...........................
Impossible.
8)
A myth is as good as a, ..................
Mister.
9)
If you lie down with dogs, ..............
You'll stink in the morning.
10)
Love all, .............
Trust me.
11)
The pen is mightier than the,..............
Pig,
12)
An idle mind is, ...............................
The best way to relax.
13)
Where there's smoke there's,.............
Pollution.
14)
Happy the bride that, ..............
Gets all the presents.
15)
A penny saved is, ..............
Not much.
16)
Twos company threes, ................
The musketeers
17)
Don't put off till tomorrow what you, .................
Put on to go to bed.
18)
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you, .........................
Have to blow your nose.
19)
Children should be seen and not, .......................
Spanked or grounded.
20)
If at first you don't succeed, .................
Get new batteries.
21)
You get out of some thing only what you, .....................................
See in the picture on the box.
22)
When the blind lead the blind, ...................
Get out of the way.
23)
And finally.
Better late, .......................
Than pregnant.
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