[guide.chat] Humour
- From: "Dawn Watson" <dawnyhen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2013 12:54:02 -0000
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we
all saw his sheep. It was fascinating"
The teacher said, "that was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate," not "fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said . "My family went to the art gallery and I was
fascinated."
The teacher said, "well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
caught out by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater withe ten buttons, but her boobs are
so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
Daring Dawn
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