[guide.chat] :Fwd:One for the ladies !

  • From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2011 13:14:11 -0000

:Fwd: One for the Ladies and for the men who can take it !!! 
WICOE 
(Women In Charge Of Everything) 

Is proud to announce the opening of its 
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! 
OPEN TO MEN ONLY 
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a 
maximum of eight participants 

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: 

DAY ONE 

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS 
Step by step guide with slide presentation 

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? 
Round table discussion 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR 
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) 

DISHES & SILVERWARE; 
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK 
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? 
Debate among a panel of experts. 

REMOTE CONTROL 
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups 

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS 
Starting with looking in the right place 
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - 
Open forum 

DAY TWO 

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; 
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? 
Group discussion and role play 

HEALTH WATCH; 
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH 
PowerPoint presentation 

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST 
Real life testimonial from the one man who did 

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY 
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? 
Driving simulation 

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION 
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques 

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES 
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE 
Bring your calendar or PDA to class 

GETTING OVER IT; 
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME 
Individual counsellors available
Julie

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