[guide.chat] Fwd: Labrador retriever
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:15:35 -0000
:Fwd: Labrador retriever
Labrador Retriever
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office
one day and said,
"Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America
in 2012!"
"Great Nancy , but how?" asked Harry.
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like
most
middle Americans wear, then stop at the pound
and
pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to
a nice
old country bar in Montana and show them how
much
admiration and respect we have for the hard
working
people living there."
So they did, and found just the place they were
looking
for in Black Eagle, Montana
With the dog in tow, they walked inside and
stepped up
to the bar. The Bartender took a step back and
said,
"Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"
"Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And what a lovely
town you
have here. We were passing through and Harry
suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole
bar, and
started chatting up a storm with anyone who
would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old guy from the
Black
Eagle Ranch came in, walked up to the Labrador ,
lifted up
its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his
shoulders and
walked out. A few moments later, in came another
old guy.
He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail,
looked
underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
For
the next hour, another dozen guys came in,
lifted the
dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old
guys come in and look
under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of
custom?"
"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out
there running around
town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in
here with two assholes!"
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