[guide.chat] :Fwd: Can cold water clean dishes?

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2011 00:00:22 +0100

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:Fwd: can cold water clean dishes?

: Fwd : can cold water clean dishes?

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of Wisconsin.  After spending a great evening chatting the night away, 
John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, 
 and toast. However, 
John noticed a film
like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are 
these plates clean?'?

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get them.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny
specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure 
these plates are
clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes 
are as clean as cold water can get them.

Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
Leaving his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
TV, the old man shouted .. ?

'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'?

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Somehow I think that I have seen this one before .

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