[guide.chat] Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 26!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:15:06 -0000
:Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 26!
Do not allow your pram to be used
as a substitute shopping trolley
Refuse to take your medicine
Be able to identify medicine even
if 'disguised' in food or drink
Throw toys out of your pram and
have people go back to look for
them
Impress Granny with your new
tricks
Never go out without your
comforter
Never allow your dirtiest soft toy
to be washed
Crayon in story books
Go organic - eat mud
Start a collection of sharp objects
Play with peas on your plate -
don't under any circumstrance eat
them
Stick marbles up your nose
Tear covers off magazines
Play with wrapping paper and
ignore the presents
Ask for your potty after the event
Invent new names for things and
insist on using them until the
whole family is doing it
Learn to feign injury
Pull at loose joins in the
wallpaper
Never be seen in clothes handed
down from a child of the opposite
sex
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