[guide.chat] Fw: The Nail !
- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2012 19:17:55 +0100
>>Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One
> morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie,
> 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.
> I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You
> show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer
> leaves for the paddocks.
>
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>
>>After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
> the front door. Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row
> of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the
> one...right here.'
>
>>
>
>>Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
> ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the
> cow to be bred?'
>
>>
>
>>That's simple.. By the nail over its stall', Maggie explains very
> confidently.
>
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>
>>Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'
>
>>
>
>>She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence,
> says............ 'I guess it's to hang your trousers on.'
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