[guide.chat] Fw: Oh to be 12 again!
- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:20:01 +0100
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> Oh To Be 12 Again...
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> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
> herself in the mirror.
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> Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
> her Birthday.
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> 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
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> What a day!
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> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the
> Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
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> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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> He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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> Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite
> sweets...........M&M's.
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> What a fabulous adventure!
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> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
> exhausted.
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> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> what was it like being twelve again?'
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> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
> dress size, you retard!!!!'
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> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
> wrong.
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> SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH
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