[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: The Zipper
- From: "Sally" <se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:17:53 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Christopher Wooller - Email Address: c.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 30/08/2009 15:45
Sent To: Sal - Email Address: se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: The Zipper
--- On Sun, 30/8/09, john tanner
A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER
WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN'. NOT A PHRASE THAT
MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED..
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, 'YOUR FLY
IS OPEN.' HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING.
AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS
THAT TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS 'BARRACKS DOOR.' HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A
LITTLE FUN WITH HER, SO WHEN HE REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID,
WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A MEMBER OF THE 101ST
AIRBORNE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?'
THE LADY (NATURALLY THOUGHT SHE'D THINK OF SOMETHING CHEEKY TO ANSWER BACK ,
THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT
AND SAID, 'NO, NO I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A CLAPPED OUT MEMBER SITTING
ON A COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS'
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