> > One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, > > 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' > > Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies. > > There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample > and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. > It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and > better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'. > > So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. > He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the > urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. > > Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: > 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid > heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks'. > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack > began wondering if the computer could be fooled. > > He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples > from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture > forgood measure. > > Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. > > He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the > results with a grin. The computer prints the following: > 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. > > =0 > A2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. > > 3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. > > 4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. > > 5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never g > et better > > Thank you for shopping at Tesco > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > AOL Email goes Mobile! You can now read your AOL Emails whilst on the > move. Sign up for a free AOL Email account with unlimited storage today. > > >