[guide.chat] Fw Babys' First Doctors Visit (gotta be joke of the week)
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:37:05 +0100
Fw Babys' First Doctors Visit (gotta be joke of the week)
Subject: Fw: Babys' First Doctors Visit (gotta be joke of the week)
This one should give you a chuckle.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's
examining room,
Waiting for the doctor to come in for the
baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor
ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor
said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
But I'm glad I came.'
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