Fw A quick trip around NZ Subject: FW: A quick trip around NZ Wellington The manager of an upmarket restaurant was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his stunning blonde waitress for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University. I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' Rotorua A group of Rotorua friends went pig hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a huge boar. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied. 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the pig?' they inquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter 'But I figured the locals are not going to steal Henry!' Henderson The Community Constable pulled up next a guy who was unloading garbage out of his ute into the ditch. The Constable asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied. 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'. Dunedin A senior at Otago was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Invercargill..' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Invercargill because everything happens in Invercargill 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. Whangarei The young man from Whangarei came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bro, somebody just stole your ute from the parking lot!' Bro replied, 'Did you see who it was?' The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his licence number.' Otara A police patrol pulled over a Subaru station wagon on the Southern Motorway. The officer asked, 'Got any I. D.?' The driver replied, 'Bout whut?' Mt Roskill A man in Mt Roskill had a flat tyre, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A patrol officer studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, 'I 'ave a flet tyre.' The officer asked, 'But what's with the flowers?' The man responded, 'When you brek down dey tell you to put flares en the front and flares en the back. Hey, it dun't make no sense to me iver.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here View photos of singles in your area
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