[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Joke
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:54:14 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
Sent On: 11/07/2010 23:37
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Joke
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her Father is working, and asks
him, "Daddy, what's sex?" her Father thinks, "OK! it's time for that sort of
question, is it? right then, here we go!" So he takes a deep breath, sits her
down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about
conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs. He goes on to tell her about
puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams... And he thinks, what the hell,
and goes on to tell her the complete works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the time he's
finished, his Daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre
new knowledge. Her Father finally asks: "But what did you want to know about
sex for?"
"Oh, Mummy said to tell you Lunch would be ready in a couple of
"
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