[guide.chat] Farmers logic
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:14:48 -0000
rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of
Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some
theories on the matter.
The interview was as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said...Do you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day.....and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
you get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...
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