**** ETNI on the web http://www.etni.org.il http://www.etni.org **** Content-type: text/plain; x-avg-checked=avg-ok-3875563A; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT >At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor >was telling the guests about this home country and >himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming >and understanding wife but, alas, no children." > >As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to >continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is >unbearable." > >Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: >"What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable." > >As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into >the intricacies of the English language, explaining >triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!" ##### To send a message to the ETNI list email: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ##### ##### Send queries and questions to: ask@xxxxxxxx #####