Ya just gota laugh. -Smoky Mt Frank- ____________________________________ From: martford@xxxxxxx To: edwardmschaefer@xxxxxxxxx, soup40@xxxxxxxxxxx, fine67@xxxxxxx, laurieh@xxxxxxx, paralaw64@xxxxxxx, hank@xxxxxxxxx, joyce@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, barbaraofpa@xxxxxxxxxxx, lwells@xxxxxxx, awhalen@xxxxxxx, thomas.kelly1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, oldroder@xxxxxxxxxxx, jeep9991@xxxxxxx CC: STILLFRANKSFAULT@xxxxxxx, tedkoller@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, joegee59@xxxxxxxxx Sent: 3/9/2010 11:13:21 P.M. Eastern Standard Time Subj: From the "Git-Er Dun-Yur-Self" Guide to Home Repairs ----- Original Message ----- From: _R/C Mulhall_ (mailto:rocamulh@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) To: _Undisclosed-Recipient: ;@smtp126.sbc.mail.sp1.yahoo.com_ (mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:%20;@smtp126.sbc.mail.sp1.yahoo.com) Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1:50 AM Subject: Fw: From the "Git-Er Dun-Yur-Self" Guide to Home Repairs From the "Git-Er Dun-Yur-Self" Guide to Home Repairs; thanks for the lead, Rob! ____________________________________ Safety First! New! Side-ways elbow Breakers kept tripping. Solved! Eventually it will become a concrete wall equipped with weeping holes. If one trap is good, two is better! The down spout can't handle the heavy rain. Solved! How to install an attic vent fan......you require the following parts: some drywall, a piece of sheet metal, a little fiberglass batting, some wire ties, some electrical tape, some duct tape and a couple of nails. No Problem - Fixed! How about a 360 degree to an inline trap equipped with a u-trap along the way ...and it's motion sensing! We don't need no stink'in light switch! I'd say it's a deterrent, but it appears to be on the inside. What! The trap is there...just turn your head side ways No! Just NO! Who's going to work on this if there is an electrical or plumbing problem? Electrical tape good! How about a light in the shower honey? I don't know what we are going to do when I fake my next disability claim... Just use a couple of pieces of wood to hold up the main joist. There's room here...let's put trap here... I don't want to risk damaging my high-quality roofing job. Let's stick it in the venting pipe. The infamous long, flexible trap? Adjustable bracket for any angle... No place to put the sink? Let's make it a combination sink and shower. It's a Showink... Missed it by that much... I blame the architect. He was too concerned with aesthetics... The sissy. I'll just tap in here for the microwave oven outlet... And finally... in this instance, a new invention called the "extension cord" might have been more practical... You think? (http://www.incredimail.com/?id=606431&rui=113860391)