Hi. What great suggestions have been made in fun!!! I like Robert's suggestion of an invisible book port to carry around when at a boring meeting. Lol. Anyway, seriously, I wonder if we need to contact NLS regarding the translation of braille magazines. I have been reading Popular Mechanics and have come across several instances in which if measurements are given for something such as a shed, the measurements are read as 20 fort high and nine fort wide rather than feet. I also have noticed that when it comes to living in Missouri, the big city with the RAms and Cardinals is pronounced Still Louis, smile. I get a chuckle every time I hear those particular mispronunciations. Oh yeah, book port should pay our bills but not from our accounts, smile. I'm glad we're allowed a bit of latitude on this list. Mike