_First Among Sequels_ by Jasper Fforde narrated by Emily Grey fifth book in the Thursday Next series Life has changed in the alternate Britain in which Thursday Next lives. No longer is she a member of Special Ops and the Literary Police. Most of the special corps have been disbanded, in fact, with many of the old guard who dealt with the undead, reengineered creatures, and book runners now working for Acme Carpets, where on occasion they actually sell and install floor covering! But in truth Acme is a cover for those special ops corps that are supposedly no more but need coverage anyway. Thursday is one of two agents who focuses on literary problems, but in secret continues on as the one Outlander or real person who belongs to the Council of Genres in the Bookworld. At the moment she is supposed to be evaluating two new candidates for Jurisfiction agents--Thursday Next One-through-Four and Thursday Next Five, the leading characters of the books that have been written to chronicle the real Thursday's adventures. Thursday One-through-Four is an obnoxious bitch, however, who carries more weapons upon her person than one can imagine, while Thursday Five is a Flower Child who believes in group hugs to solve confrontations, which course could end up getting her killed with some of the characters she faces. With some of her old enemies resurfacing and her son Friday refusing to join the ChronoGuard, the real world Thursday doesn't need this kind of aggravation. No one appreciates why book reading rates have dropped alarmingly lately, to the point that one of the leading book superstores has only two shelves of books on their premises. Nor can anyone appreciate just why the Council of Genres is pushing a move to make Jane Austin's books into so-called "reality TV" shows, in which the general public can watch the Bennets make bee costumes and vote on which family member does the worst impersonation of a bee and thus deserves to be voted out of the book! With members of the ChronoGuard seeking to forcefully replace the slothful sixteen-year-old Friday who lives as son to Thursday and her husband Lansford Park-Lane with an alternate Friday who joined the ChronoGuard Scouts three years ago, Thursday is at a loss to figure out how to avoid the Cheese Police, figure out how Felix Eight could appear outside her door and then disappear from a secure facility beneath Acme Carpets, or why Sherlock Holmes and other leading characters in certain book series have either been reported murdered or are being threatened with violence. With the added threat of history possibly coming to its end within a few days, Thursday has more on her plate than she ought to have to face! And someone has managed to steal her Travel Book, cutting her off from her position as a leading member of Jurisfiction and the Council of Genres! What's she to do, particularly as her younger daughter Jenny hasn't shown up for breakfast all week? Full of great fun and a lot of playful pokes at current culture. I found myself liking this one better than I did _Something Rotten_, although I enjoyed both. The one downside to this one is that the pauses between sections are longer, and it was harder for me to tell when the break was one in the narration or was just my SansaClip MP3 player shutting itself down again as it seems to do when I go by people with particularly strong cell phone signals. Don't know why that turns my player off, but it seems to do so fairly regularly. Bonnie L. Sherrell Teacher at Large "Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." LOTR "Don't go where I can't follow."