blind_html Re: [Fwd: Probability Zero but funny]

  • From: "Sarah Alawami" <marrie12@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 21:00:52 -0600

Oh lol! That's to good.
  

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Subject:        Probability Zero but funny
Date:   Fri, 6 Feb 2009 07:44:53 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No, but
some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available."  George said,
"Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.  "Hello, I just called you a few seconds
ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now because I just shot them." Then, he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!
"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

Regards,
Alan

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