blind_html Re: [Fwd: Probability Zero but funny]

  • From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 13:06:38 -0800

ROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAO!

now that is a good one, smile, and it might work, if you wind up with a situation, you may want to try it.

another option would be to call and say you have a fire, that would bring out the wrong folks initially, but I don't think the ill doers are going to stick around with all those sirens approaching!

elf
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Subject: Probability Zero but funny
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 07:44:53 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No, but some
people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay." He hung
up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I just shot them." Then, he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!
"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

Regards,
Alan

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