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- From: "tessore1" <billtessore@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:10:02 -0000
Hey Gang, I just got this story & thought you all could use a laugh to start off your Independence Day weekend: --- --- Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. -- -- We appreciate you, Bill & Charlotte Tessore BillTessore@xxxxxxxxx
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