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Subject: The big dog Fight
Date: Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:31:14 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting,
they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and
decided
to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight. The negotiators agreed that
each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they
could.
The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the
disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each
litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food. They used
steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine.
After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars
on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day
of the
big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a
nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird
animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The
bookies predicted
the Arabs would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the
ring. The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant
wiener-dog. As he
got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and
swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small
bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief. "We
do not understand," said their leader. "Our top scientists and breeders
worked
for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They
developed a killing machine."
"Really?" the Israeli General replied. "For five years, we've had a team
of Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an alligator
look
like a Dachshund."
Regards,
Alan
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