blind_html [Fwd: Ear Hair]

  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, Brandon Shuttleworth <shuttleworthb01@xxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:02:13 -0600


"every time I say something they find hard to hear
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-------- Original Message --------
Subject:        Ear Hair
Date:   Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:36:18 -0700
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store
and get some Nair hair  remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and got some Nair hair remover.
At the register the druggist told her, If you're going to use this under your arms
don't use deodorant for a few days.
The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist said. If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days. The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using
it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

Regards,
Alan

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