blind_html Adult Humor: Fwd: New Diagnostic Computer at Wal-Mart

From: Nimer Jaber <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Mon, 04 May 2009 16:52:52 -0600



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Subject:        New Diagnostic Computer at Wal-Mart
Date:   Mon, 4 May 2009 15:29:17 -0700
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>





> > > > One day, in line at the company cafeteria,
> Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like the
> dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
> > > >
> > > > 'Listen, you don't have to spend
> that kind of money,' Mike replies.
> > > >
> > > > 'There's a diagnostic computer down
> at Wal-Mart
 . Just give it a urine sample and the computer
> will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
> > > >
> > > > It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot
> cheaper than a doctor.'
> > > >
> > > > So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small
> jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
> > > >
> > > > He deposits $10, and the computer lights up
> and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the
> slot and waits.
> > > >
> > > > 10 seconds later, the computer ejects a
> printout:
> > > > 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
> warm water and Epsom salts
 found on aisle 2. Avoid heavy
> activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping
> @ Wal-Mart.'
> > > >
> > > > That evening, while thinking how amazing
> this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer
> could be fooled.
> > > >
> > > > He mixed some tap water
, a stool sample from
> his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
> sp*rm sample for good measure.
> > > >
> > > > Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check
> the results. H e deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and
> awaits the results.
> > > >
> > > > The computer prints the following:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
> softener. (Aisle 9)
> > > > 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with
> anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
> > > > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get
> her into rehab.
> > > > 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They
> aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> > > > 5. If you don't stop playing with
> yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Regards,
Alan

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