I my have seen this before, or not--because it gave me a BIG LAUGH--set me to coughing--and I'm still smiling. Cindy --- Amy Goldring Tajalli <agoldringtajalli@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > A friend sent me this and I thought this group of > perfectionists and tale validaters might enjoy it. > Amy > omst > > --- Original Message ----- > From: > To: Sent: 9/20/2006 10:43:54 AM > Subject: > > > Subject: 9 months later > > > >9 Months Later... > > > > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. > So they loaded up Jack's > > minivan and headed north. After driving for a > few hours, they got caught > > in > > a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a > nearby farm and asked the > > attractive lady who answered he door if they > could spend the night. > > > > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I > have this huge house all > > to > > myself, but I'm recently widowed," she > explained. "I'm afraid the > > neighbors > > will talk if I let you stay in my house." > > > > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to > sleep in the barn. And if the > > weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." > The lady agreed, and the > > two > > men found their way to the barn and settled in > for the nig ht. Come > > morning, > > the weather had cleared, and they got on their > way. They enjoyed a great > > weekend of skiing. > > > > But about nine months later, Jack got an > unexpected letter from an > > attorney. > > It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but > he finally determined that > > it was from the attorney of that attractive > widow he had met on the ski > > weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and > asked, "Bob, do you remember > > that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed > at on our ski holiday up > > north about 9 months ago?" > > > > "Yes, I do," said Bob. > > > > "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of > the night, go up to the > > house and pay her a visit?" > > > > "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed > about being found out, "I > > have to admit that I did." > > > > "And did you happen to use my name instead of > telling her your name?" > & gt; > > Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, > look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm > > afraid I did. Why do you ask?" > > > > "She just died and left me everything." > > > > (And you thought the ending would be different, > didn't you? > > ... now keep that smile for the rest of the > day.) > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.