lol--I love it.
Cindy
--- Estelnalissi <airadil@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dear Cindy and Volunteer Friends,
I qualify! I qualify!...!!!
Well, I qualify if they alter the positions and job
descriptions just a tad
to suit my talents.
Wanted by Bookshare.org and the Benetech Initiative
*
Cheerleader-No gymnastics or skimpy costume
required-To provide 40 hours of
boisterous support for Bookshare. Cheerleader to
have unlimited expense
account to travel the world to destinations of
choice as the official
Bookshare ambassador. Includes generous shopping
allowance.
*
Model Bookshare Subscriber - to read books of choice
full time, comfortable
cushy seating and unlimited quality drinks and
snacks provided-starts at $35
per hour.
*
Synopsis Specialist-to write short and long synopses
for approved books for
which synopses have not been provided by volunteers.
Salary adjusted to
exceed Steven King's average annual income by fifty
thousand dollars.
*
Staff Perks and Comfort Specialist-Must be able to
read the minds of
staffers, providing every creature comfort before it
is requested, making
every imaginable luxury available so that Benetech
staff receive perks
equivalent to those taken for granted by the most
highly placed industry
leaders. Perks specialist to partake of perks at
will.
*
Since I've staked my territory as described above,
Jake, and others, you are
welcome to those other jobs
Always with love,
Lissi
----- Original Message -----
From: "Grandma Cindy" <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 8:10 PM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: Open Positions at
Benetech
> Jake,
>
> Hurry up and graduate.One or two of these sounds
> perfect for you. smile
>
> Unfortunately, Gerald doesn't want to move. Does
> anyone else have the qualifications?
>
> Cindy
>
> --- John Glass <John.G@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> The Benetech Initiative, located in Palo Alto,
>> California, has three open positions at this
time.
>> As many of you know, Benetech offers the
>> Bookshare.org subscription service; however,
these
>> positions would provide the opportunity to work
>> across a range of Benetech's projects.
>>
>> For general information about Employment
>> opportunities at Benetech, as well as application
>> procedures, please visit:
>>
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/employment_opportunities.shtml
>>
>> The three specific positions, also linked from
the
>> main page cited above, include:
>>
>> 1. Quality Assurance and Information Technology
>> Support Engineer:
>>
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#qa
>>
>> 2. Web Applications Developer:
>>
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#wie
>>
>> 3. Java Developer:
>>
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#jd
>>
>> John Glass
>> Customer Support Manager, Bookshare
>>
>> Benetech
>> 480 S. California Ave., Suite 201
>> Palo Alto, CA 94306-1609 USA
>> Phone: +1 650 644-3403
>> Fax: +1 650 475-1066
>>
>> john.g@xxxxxxxxxxxx
>>
>> www.benetech.org
>>
>> The Benetech Initiative - Technology Serving
>> Humanity
>> A Nonprofit Organization
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