lol--I love it. Cindy --- Estelnalissi <airadil@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Dear Cindy and Volunteer Friends, > > I qualify! I qualify!...!!! > > Well, I qualify if they alter the positions and job > descriptions just a tad > to suit my talents. > > Wanted by Bookshare.org and the Benetech Initiative > > * > > Cheerleader-No gymnastics or skimpy costume > required-To provide 40 hours of > boisterous support for Bookshare. Cheerleader to > have unlimited expense > account to travel the world to destinations of > choice as the official > Bookshare ambassador. Includes generous shopping > allowance. > > * > > Model Bookshare Subscriber - to read books of choice > full time, comfortable > cushy seating and unlimited quality drinks and > snacks provided-starts at $35 > per hour. > > * > > Synopsis Specialist-to write short and long synopses > for approved books for > which synopses have not been provided by volunteers. > Salary adjusted to > exceed Steven King's average annual income by fifty > thousand dollars. > > * > > Staff Perks and Comfort Specialist-Must be able to > read the minds of > staffers, providing every creature comfort before it > is requested, making > every imaginable luxury available so that Benetech > staff receive perks > equivalent to those taken for granted by the most > highly placed industry > leaders. Perks specialist to partake of perks at > will. > > * > > Since I've staked my territory as described above, > Jake, and others, you are > welcome to those other jobs > > Always with love, > > Lissi > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Grandma Cindy" <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx> > To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 8:10 PM > Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: Open Positions at > Benetech > > > > Jake, > > > > Hurry up and graduate.One or two of these sounds > > perfect for you. smile > > > > Unfortunately, Gerald doesn't want to move. Does > > anyone else have the qualifications? > > > > Cindy > > > > --- John Glass <John.G@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > >> The Benetech Initiative, located in Palo Alto, > >> California, has three open positions at this > time. > >> As many of you know, Benetech offers the > >> Bookshare.org subscription service; however, > these > >> positions would provide the opportunity to work > >> across a range of Benetech's projects. > >> > >> For general information about Employment > >> opportunities at Benetech, as well as application > >> procedures, please visit: > >> > > > http://www.benetech.org/join_us/employment_opportunities.shtml > >> > >> The three specific positions, also linked from > the > >> main page cited above, include: > >> > >> 1. Quality Assurance and Information Technology > >> Support Engineer: > >> > > > http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#qa > >> > >> 2. Web Applications Developer: > >> > > > http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#wie > >> > >> 3. Java Developer: > >> > > > http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#jd > >> > >> John Glass > >> Customer Support Manager, Bookshare > >> > >> Benetech > >> 480 S. California Ave., Suite 201 > >> Palo Alto, CA 94306-1609 USA > >> Phone: +1 650 644-3403 > >> Fax: +1 650 475-1066 > >> > >> john.g@xxxxxxxxxxxx > >> > >> www.benetech.org > >> > >> The Benetech Initiative - Technology Serving > >> Humanity > >> A Nonprofit Organization > >> To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email > to > >> bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the > subject > >> line. To get a list of available commands, put > the > >> word 'help' by itself in the subject line. > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ > > Need a quick answer? Get one in minutes from > people who know. > > Ask your question on www.Answers.yahoo.com > > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email > to > > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the > subject line. To get a list > > of available commands, put the word 'help' by > itself in the subject line. > > > > > > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject > line. To get a list of available commands, put the > word 'help' by itself in the subject line. > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Have a burning question? Go to www.Answers.yahoo.com and get answers from real people who know. To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.