[bksvol-discuss] Re: Open Positions at Benetech

  • From: Grandma Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:43:00 -0800 (PST)

lol--I love it.

Cindy

--- Estelnalissi <airadil@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> Dear Cindy and Volunteer Friends,
> 
> I qualify! I qualify!...!!!
> 
> Well, I qualify if they alter the positions and job
> descriptions just a tad 
> to suit my talents.
> 
> Wanted by Bookshare.org and the Benetech Initiative
> 
> *
> 
> Cheerleader-No gymnastics or skimpy costume
> required-To provide 40 hours of 
> boisterous support for Bookshare. Cheerleader to
> have unlimited expense 
> account to travel the world to destinations of
> choice as the official 
> Bookshare ambassador. Includes generous shopping
> allowance.
> 
> *
> 
> Model Bookshare Subscriber - to read books of choice
> full time, comfortable 
> cushy seating and unlimited quality drinks and
> snacks provided-starts at $35 
> per hour.
> 
> *
> 
> Synopsis Specialist-to write short and long synopses
> for approved books for 
> which synopses have not been provided by volunteers.
> Salary adjusted to 
> exceed Steven King's average annual income by fifty
> thousand dollars.
> 
> *
> 
> Staff Perks and Comfort Specialist-Must be able to
> read the minds of 
> staffers, providing every creature comfort before it
> is requested, making 
> every imaginable luxury available so that Benetech
> staff receive perks 
> equivalent to those taken for granted by the most
> highly placed industry 
> leaders. Perks specialist to partake of perks at
> will.
> 
> *
> 
> Since I've staked my territory as described above,
> Jake, and others, you are 
> welcome to those other jobs
> 
> Always with love,
> 
> Lissi
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Grandma Cindy" <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 8:10 PM
> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: Open Positions at
> Benetech
> 
> 
> > Jake,
> >
> > Hurry up and graduate.One or two of these sounds
> > perfect for you. smile
> >
> > Unfortunately, Gerald doesn't want to move. Does
> > anyone else have the qualifications?
> >
> > Cindy
> >
> > --- John Glass <John.G@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> >> The Benetech Initiative, located in Palo Alto,
> >> California, has three open positions at this
> time.
> >> As many of you know, Benetech offers the
> >> Bookshare.org subscription service; however,
> these
> >> positions would provide the opportunity to work
> >> across a range of Benetech's projects.
> >>
> >> For general information about Employment
> >> opportunities at Benetech, as well as application
> >> procedures, please visit:
> >>
> >
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/employment_opportunities.shtml
> >>
> >> The three specific positions, also linked from
> the
> >> main page cited above, include:
> >>
> >> 1.  Quality Assurance and Information Technology
> >> Support Engineer:
> >>
> >
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#qa
> >>
> >> 2.  Web Applications Developer:
> >>
> >
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#wie
> >>
> >> 3.  Java Developer:
> >>
> >
>
http://www.benetech.org/join_us/position_postings.shtml#jd
> >>
> >> John Glass
> >> Customer Support Manager, Bookshare
> >>
> >> Benetech
> >> 480 S. California Ave., Suite 201
> >> Palo Alto, CA 94306-1609 USA
> >> Phone:  +1 650 644-3403
> >> Fax:  +1 650 475-1066
> >>
> >> john.g@xxxxxxxxxxxx
> >>
> >> www.benetech.org
> >>
> >> The Benetech Initiative - Technology Serving
> >> Humanity
> >> A Nonprofit Organization
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