[bksvol-discuss] Re: O T sensative information for Ernie
- From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:18:04 -0700 (PDT)
Ah, Pratik--welcome back. With you and Evan and Ernie
and Lissi smiles will reappear. I missed your humor.
Cindy
--- Pratik Patel <pratikp1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> In the same spirit of doing the work that Evan
> inspires with his awesome
> leadership skills, I declare a moratorium on
> validating books or submissions
> until Urnie, in his great wisdom and-with an
> unspeakable generosity-invites
> us all to partake into his recent, assuredly
> delightful, unutterably
> marvelous, long-awaited, and mighty arrival of my
> Lady of Fortune, whose
> beauty cannot be described but by only a blind man;
> for, he alone can hope
> to scape the wild, corrupt, and unsufferable
> falsehoods dunged upon his
> repute and as he alone cannot but help to bestow the
> truth of his
> imagination upon her Ladyship as she slowly reaches
> out her fair, bejeweled
> arms toward the hero or spreads her thyes on the
> ground for him to lay his
> weary head and rest.
>
>
> Pratik
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
> Behalf Of Evan Reese
> Sent: Monday, September 25, 2006 6:28 PM
> To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: O T sensative
> information for Ernie
>
> I disagree completely and totally! There's
> absolutely too much clowning on
> this list. We are engaged in serious business here,
> and the tone of the
> list should be set accordingly. -) Life is short,
> and there is no time for
> goofing off.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Cindy" <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Monday, September 25, 2006 3:16 PM
> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: O T sensative
> information for Ernie
>
>
> >I love this, too. Keep it up, you two. With Pratik
> not
> > having Guido to play off, or Gustavo, who seems to
> be
> > too busy these days, we need to have some more
> > humorists to brighten our days. smile
> >
> > Cindy
> >
> > --- k4zq <k4zq@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> >> Lissi,
> >>
> >> I certainly am grateful for the financial update.
> >> The prophets accrued from the validation of
> >> "Transcention" are the only thing standing
> between
> >> me and utter ruin.
> >>
> >> I read and edited that book in a state of total
> >> desperation, but now, I have found serenity in
> your
> >> most gracious and informative e-mail.
> >>
> >> My precise location can be discovered by looking
> up
> >> the ham radio call K4ZQ. The information given
> >> concerning this call in ham radio data bases may
> be
> >> of great benefit in providing aerial and
> satellite
> >> protection; which will further contribute to my
> >> sense of security. Also, the address given in
> these
> >> same data bases will give my street address, and
> may
> >> expedite the delivery of my much needed money.
> >>
> >> Your assistance in the validation of this book
> is,
> >> of course, appreciated, and you will receive ten
> per
> >> cent of prophits. Wish I could do more, but that
> >> percentage will leave me on the edge of poverty,
> so
> >> I hope you can appreciate the sacrifice I am
> making.
> >> In order to cut you in on this action, I must
> take
> >> food from the mouths of my 3 non-existent
> children.
> >>
> >> Again Thank you.
> >>
> >> In the name of Elbereth,
> >> Peace,
> >> Ernie
> >> ----- Original Message -----
> >> From: Estelnalissi
> >> To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> Sent: Monday, September 25, 2006 9:51 AM
> >> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] O T sensative
> >> information for Ernie
> >>
> >>
> >> Dear Ernie,
> >>
> >> To set your mind at ease, your check for fifty
> >> cents is ensconced in a vault at an undisclosed
> >> location being protected round the clock by 2
> former
> >> SWAT team good guy goons while the FBI assists
> me
> >> in discovering your. Whereabouts. When your
> precise
> >> location has been triangulated within 2
> centimeters,
> >> a contingent of Federal Agents will call on you.
> .
> >> Be prepared to submit to a search of your person
> and
> >> premises for your own protection, and to present
> >> your social security card, a photo id, and a DNA
> >> sample! Once these have been verified, and a
> >> background check completed, say in five to 8
> months,
> >> an armored truck with a police escort will be
> >> dispatched to deliver your check. The streets
> within
> >> a three mile radius of your home will be cleared
> of
> >> civilian and motor traffic and residents will
> remain
> >> in doors. Once law enforcement is satisfied that
> the
> >> area is secured, the transfer will take place. In
> >> recognition of your contribution to society for
> >> validating Transcendence you will be given plain
> >> clothes and uniformed police protection on route
> to
> >> your bank to deposit said check.
> >>
> >> Thus you are provided with sufficient time to
> >> engage a counselor to guide you in coping with
> the
> >> hoards of hangers on who will attempt to claim a
> >> portion of your windfall by means from the
> sinister
> >> to the mellow dramatic. It is highly recommended
> >> that you engage the services of a trustworthy
> >> financial manager to get the highest yield for
> your
> >> acquisition. Professionals whose services are
> billed
> >> at between 600 and 1000 dollars an hour have
> >> experience assisting those such as yourself who
> have
> >> come upon sudden wealth.
> >>
> >> It was my pleasure to assist you in this
> endeavor.
> >> It is the farthest thing from my mind to expect a
> >> per centage of your well earned cash award for
> the
> >> small but pivotal role I played. Of course a gift
> >> would be appreciated, but certainly not expected.
> >>
> >> Always with love,
> >>
> >> Lissi
> >> ----- Original Message -----
> >> From: k4zq
> >> To: books ` list
> >> Sent: Monday, September 25, 2006 4:32 AM
> >> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Eddings
> >>
> >>
> >> Evan,
> >>
> >> I finally got it together here. It took a
> major
> >> system restore, and I'll probably never know
> exactly
> >> what the problem was. Suffice it to say, it's
> gone.
> >>
> >> When you are ready to send those Eddings
> books
> >> up, let me know and I'll validate 'em.
> >>
> >> I looked for transention, and it was gone, so
> >> apparently somebody has it. Great, and sorry I
> >> couldn't get it uploaded.
> >>
> >> Peace,
> >> Ernie
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
>
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
> >>
> >>
> >> No virus found in this incoming message.
> >> Checked by AVG Free Edition.
> >> Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.12.8/455
> -
> >> Release Date: 9/22/2006
> >>
> >
> >
> > __________________________________________________
> > Do You Yahoo!?
> > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam
> protection around
> > http://mail.yahoo.com
> > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email
> to
> > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the
> subject line. To get a list
> > of available commands, put the word 'help' by
> itself in the subject line.
> >
> >
>
> To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to
> bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject
> line. To get a list of
> available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in
> the subject line.
>
>
>
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com
To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to
bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of
available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.
Other related posts:
