[adeel420] XXX: Christmas Wishes (contains Mature Subject Matter and Course Language. May Offend)
- From: LTC <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 19:36:50 +0000 (GMT)
Twas the Night Before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom at the Whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass
Had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
Then out on the lawn
Heard such a clatter
Sprung from my place
To See What was the matter
Then out on the lawn
Saw a big dick
Knew in a moment
must be Saint Nick
He came down the Chimney
Like a bat out of Hell
I knew in a Moment
The Fucker Had Fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For My brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
and HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT
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