[windows2000] Re: OT-Friday Humor

  • From: Spriggs Jon <Jon.Spriggs@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: windows2000@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 16:06:31 +0100

Too many (and confidential - obviously) to relate ;)
The obvious ones are with doctors more than admins - Patient: My arm hurts
when I raise it above my head Doctor: Don't raise your arm above your head
Jon Spriggs 
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 -----Original Message-----
From: Ron Leach [mailto:rleach@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: 17 September 2004 15:28
To: windows2000@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [windows2000] OT-Friday Humor

Maybe some of you can relate to this:


Quantas Airlines asks every pilot to fill out a form called a gripe sheet,
telling mechanics problems with the aircraft.  The mechanics correct the
problem, writing on the lower half of the form the action taken.  Below are
examples of actual forms.  By the way, Quantas is the only major airline
that has never had an accident.  (P=problem logged by pilot.  S= solution
and action taken by mechanics.)


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replced left inside main tire.


P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. 


P:  Something loose in cockpit.

S:  Something tightened in cockpit.


P:  Dead bugs on windshield.

S:  Live bugs on back-order.


P:  Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:  Cannot reproduce problem on the ground.


Does anyone have P=problem logged by user & S=solution & action taken by
Network Admin.? :-)




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