[USS Tempest] Rules for Living Well
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- Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:43:56 EDT
Tempest Rules
1. Calling Miranda "Mandy" just to see if she'll hit you isn't funny
Of course it's funny...but only if you can outrun her. - Christian DeAngelo
Don't make me hurt you - Miranda
*blushes* okay...sorry, Mandy...*runs like hell* - Christian
2. Jesse Weaver: nuff said
3. Marines do NOT shed
Says who?--FRix
4. Please don't ask the EMH if he came with matching shoes
One time...I asked ONE time...--Christian DeAngelo
5. Spraying Nat's uniforms with fading ink is not funny
Man, Englishmen have no sense of humor--Celebrin
6. No fighting drunken Klingons on space stations
It's not my fault a dead Starfleet hero gave me real beer-- JD Orosco
*snickers* - Mac
7. Certain members of the Engineering staff are to be given washable markers
only
8. Stop asking the Craigs if they've ever seen a cow; they're from Texas of
course they have
Yeah, and not all of us say y'all and yee haw either--Miranda
*whispers* Do too-- Christian
9. Whoever is doing it, stop making it rain on the Bridge
It's raining on the Bridge? - Lexie
If I have fix something because of this, I'm telling your mom who zapped her
begonias--Rosie
I'll tell Prof. X who blew up his copy of Caddyshack
10. It is ill advised to keep asking the Captain if she's sure her sister is
only her sister
What else would she be? --Miranda
11. Taunting the duck with plum sauce is not funny, he will not make a good
roast dinner
Yeah! No killing my duck!--Miranda
12. It is perfectly acceptable to want to kill the Ops and Science Officers
You killed Chemiserouge! You bastards!
13. Taunting the CMO with Vorta or Jem'Hadar can be hazardous to your future
well being
And duck all low flying pieces of furniture!--Aisling
14. The ship does not need work music; so please stop playing the "Monkey
Song" over the comm. system
Spoil sports--Celebrin
15. Borrowing the Captain's holodeck ranch program and riding her horse are
strictly forbidden from now on
Means you, Miranda-- Lindsey
You're not the boss of me :p--Miranda
Count the pips, Miranda, count the pips-- Lindsey
No fair, you'll always be older and you'll always be high ranked. Mean :p --
Miranda
GT Rules
1. Rearranging Josh's stuff is not funny
Sure it is!-- Abbie
Is too, but only if you're not sticking around-- Mac
*laughs but says nothing...knows better*-- Zack
*Gives them all a warning look and double checks his tools, just to make
sure their all in the right place* - Josh
2. Locking Lt McLaughlin in the closet isn't funny
Yes, it is--Revaed & Vincent
Again, I disagree-- Mac
3. It is not nice to throw water on Kathrine Westmoorland to see if she
melts
But she really would, I swear! Daddy said so!-- Frankie
4. We are NOT elves--Senek
They're goblins - Miranda
No kidding. We know what they really are. Have you ever seen pictures of
Satan?-- Mac
Leave him alone *whispers* What's Satan?-- Aylin
*stares hard at Miranda* an incarnation of entropy or her, I'm not sure
which--Senek
5. No Gorn
AMEN! - Mac
6. The scotch is for Captain's use only
*snorts* Yeah right - Darius
*hiccups* - Mac
*DAMN IT, DARIUS, you could have at least saved me a shot-- John
7. Barney is not to be used as a form of punishment
But it works!- Frankie
8. All children (mainly ones named Murgo) should be leashed
You know Carmichael came up with that one. NO FAIR. T'Pern's worse than we
are and nobody's talking about leashing her!-- Frankie
Yes, but that's because I'm better at this than you are. She never catches
me-- T'Pern
It isn't her you need to worry about --Tawa
9. Asking Mr. Ecitsuj if his fiancee has a coffee maker and toaster
installed is not a wise idea.
What about a bread maker? - Abbie
*glares* - You, at least, are safe from assimilation-- 5of 12
10. The counseling staff does not have a row of shrunken heads so don't ask
to see them.
I have one in my drawer but it's only as a conversation piece,
honest!--Byron
Sure it is, and people wonder why we don't willingly go for head exams--
N'Ellie
Banshee/Marvel Rules
1. Vanir: Portals are bad things okay?
I agree!-- Grace
2. Marrying a child of Emma's could be hazardous to your health and mental
well being
3. Singing Badger Badger around Logan is prohibited.
Scary pointy man... --Briar
4. Stop trying to draw lightening scars on Billy's forehead
That's for me t'do... --Teddy
Wuv you--Billy
Wuv you too--Teddy
OMG, I think I'm gonna be sick--Tommy
5. Hiding Ms Maximoff's spell books is now officially against the rules
And when I find out who did...--Wanda
Yeah, who ever took my Mommy's spellbook give it back--Cory
*burps*-- Skysong
6. My name is NOT kitty kitty--Razor
What's wrong with the name Kitty?-- Kitty
7. If you have the power to fly please refrain from singing "Defying
Gravity" as you do so.
"It's MEEEEEEEEE"--Lexie
8. Please refrain from asking Ms. Frost if she'd like ice with that
9. The Professor does not say "Make it so" or "Engage" upon request
10. Please refrain from electrifying Mr. Rasputin or Logan
Magnets are so much more fun--Lexie
Logan started it--Ororo
11. Nobody is allowed to have more tattoos than the Marine commander
I'll have as many as I want. As long as no one tells my Mum--Moria
12. Do not taste anything created in Gabriel Coyne's lab. It might bite you
back
My brother's weird--Angelina
*mumbles* am not...--Gabriel
13. Stop asking Jean if she's going to die again soon
Yeah it's really creepy--Jean
Feel the love, Darling--Emma
14. Don't make red headed men angry. Don't ask why. Just don't.
That goes double for redhead women-- Moria & Jean
15. Hook up polls are now forbidden
But I just got $200 off the QS and She-Hulk hook-up--Hank
Who the hell saw that coming?--Bobby
Me.--Irene
I'm telling the tax service about that income, fuzzball--Jennifer
DC Rules
1. Stop asking Wonder Woman why she's wearing a bathing suit in the middle
of winter
2. Letting Kara's kitten into the Batcave is neither smart nor funny
Awwww, but he's sooooo cute! Don't you just want to cuddle him and snuggle
him and...--Kara
Damn cat, I'm running out of unshredded pants and have you seen the Batsuit?
I'm having the cat stuffed...--Bruce
3. Never trust a Luthor
Hey!)--Lex
Hey!)--Jaimie
What? I think it's perfectly reasonable. It was Lex's Dad who got us stuck
in another reality, y'know--Jason
4. No making out in the Bat Cave
That means you, Flash--Batman
What? Why are you picking on me? We have never made out in the Bat
Cave--Flash
That makes two of us-- Wonder Woman
5. All alternate reality comics are forthwith confiscated
Especially the Authority, Midnighter and the Lois and Diana issues--Batman
Hehehehe, it's cool, take 'em, I've got 'em all scanned into my laptop
anyway--Ely
My mother and my mother-in-law.. Anyone got the name of a good shrink? Or
maybe Jerry Spinger?-- Selene
6. Jokes about Power Girl's boobs are now banned
Otherwise I tie you up in my lasso and zap the heck out of you--Cassie
But seriously... are mine that big?--Kara
You're are just perfect, besides, second place goes to Wonder Woman then Big
Barda, Batwoman, and Huntess--Flash
Dude, are you checkin' out my sister's boobs? Cause I'll have to hurt ya if
you are. Besides, Wonder Girl has the second best rack--Frankie
7. Singing Badger Badger around Bruce is also prohibited
What about Batty Batty?--Delphi
Batty batty batty batty --night-wing-night-wing--Lyta, Selene, and Cassie
8. The Teen Titans will not be allowed to hold a slumber party at the Manor
unless properly supervised
I nominate Dick!--Babs
I nominate Bruce!--Dick
I nominate Alfred!--Bruce
It is, alas, my night off--Alfred
We don't need baby-sitters. We're the freakin' Teen Titians for pete’s
sake--Frankie
9. Male members of the Teen Titans are not allowed to attend sleepovers with
female members without proper supervision
Mean--Frankie
10. We do NOT have a purple monkey--Zan and Jayna
I thought the monkey was blue--Flash
11. Painting Big Barda green to make her look like She-Hulk is prohibited
I kinda thought that was funny--Grania
You're grounded--Barda
12. It is not cool to put baseball cards in the spokes of Barbara's
wheelchair
13. If you have the power to fly please refrain from signing "Defying
Gravity" as you do so.
Aww but it's fun!--Selene
14. All bat related females must have red hair
What about that S&M chick?--Flash
15. CDs are not food
Yes, they are--Zan & Jayna
Someone ate my Wicked CD! They will suffer!-- Selene
The nonexistent purple monkey ate it--Zan & Jayna
The monkey's blue, dude--Flash
15. Hook up polls are now forbidden
I got $50 on Batty and Wondy--Flash
I got $100 that they don't figure it out until they're both using
walkers--Selene
See what?--Wonder Woman
16. The invisible jet is not to be used to join the mile high club
Why not?--Cassie
It's more fun without the jet--Selene
Damn, why can't I fly?--Flash
I can, what's the mile high club?--Kara
Answer that at your own risk--Wonder Woman
So said Surak: Kaiidth. What is, is.
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