<USS Banshee> Re: Why Me?
- From: CptHacker@xxxxxxx
- To: ussbanshee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 06:27:48 EDT
In a message dated 8/7/2003 1:02:43 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
GroundZero@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
> Why me?
>
> Why can't we sacrific you!?
>
> I'm always the one being sacrificed!
>
> ::pouts::
>
>
>
MEMORAINDUM
FROM: HOJO THE THIRD, ENGINEERING
TO: USS BHANJEE
WHY YOUS?? I DUN REMEMBERS WHEN WE DUN HAD A GOAT NAMED HOOOBERT AND WE TOOK
HIM OUT BACK. PAPA GOT DAR BIG GUN AND HE SAYS TO US BOYS LOOK HERE CHILDRENS
WE DUN NEEDS FOOD TA EAT FO TOMARRA AND HOOBERT HE DUN BEEN GOODS TO US FOR A
LONG TIME GIVIN US MILK AND MILK CAUSE HOOOBERT AINT DON GIBEN US ANYTHING
ELSE PAPA TOOK DA GUN AND HE DUN SAID GOODBYE HOOBERT AND WE ALL ATE HAPPILY
EVER
AFTER. WE TOOK HOOBERTS TEEF AND MAKED A NECKLICE FO MY SISTER, HOJO THE
SECOND. THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS DON'T GO LICKING THE PLASMA INJECTOR UNTIL
ITS
COOLED DOWN BECAUSE THAN YOU CANT TASTES THE FRESSH MEAT OF THE NECTOR
HOJO THE THIRD
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