[THIN] OT: Wednesday Humor The hungry fly
- From: Jim Kenzig <jimkenz@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 14:03:45 -0400
Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn
when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. It had been
hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, so she flew
down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out. She ate and
ate.....and then...she ate some more!!! Finally, she decided she'd had
plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few
times, then attempted to fly away. But alas....she had eaten far too
much and could not get off the ground. Wondering what to do about this
unpleasant situation, she looked around and spotted a pitchfork leaning
upright against the barn wall. She'd found a solution!! She realized if
she could just climb up that handle and jump off to become airborne
she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly climbed to the top
of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny
wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock and
splattered all over the floor. Dead Fly. What is the moral of this sad
story? "Never fly off the handle, when you know you're full of shit."
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