[THIN] OT: Friday Humor (From the Dilbert 42.0 newsletter)
- From: "Chris Lynch" <lynch00@xxxxxxx>
- To: "TheThin. net" <THIN@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 13:11:34 -0700
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Have you recently forgotten where you left your keys? Maybe you're
thinking you're losing your keen mental edge. If so, read these true
tales of Induhviduals, as reported by DNRC operatives in the field,
and you'll see how brilliant you really are, relatively speaking.
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When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our
receptionist looked puzzled and asked, "You mean it's longer than 24
hours?"
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During our recent quarterly division conference call, our division
CIO made the following statement: "We do a great job of servicing our
customers from the front end, but we must all remember to continue
servicing our clients through the back end."
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Friday humor!
The other morning, two people walked by me on their way to the
elevator. One said to the other, "So, where do all these elevators
go? Are there other floors?" I laughed so hard milk flew out of my
cube neighbor's nose.
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One of my Dad's retired friends spends nine months a year in
Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was
in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Wisconsin,
who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay
with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to
report a burglary. The police officer
reported: "The house appears to have been ransacked."
My Dad's friend immediately bought a plane ticket and flew 1000 miles
home to discover that the house looked exactly the way it always
looks.
- --
I saw this statement about a company's services:
"You've taken your first step into a bold new realm that will
transform your imagination into a vision."
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I work in a bank. An Induhvidual tried to return the stamps she had
purchased because they "did not work." The stamps were self-stick,
and she was licking the shiny paper that you're supposed to peel off.
CHRIS LYNCH - MCSE, CCNA, CCA
NETWORK ENGINEER - INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
NRT Incorporated, 27271 Las Ramblas, Mission Viejo, CA 92691
Chris.lynch@xxxxxxxxxx Tel 949.367.3406
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