Come to the magical land of The Big Jewel this week and have your whole perception of reality altered! Yes, New Age guru Carlos Castaneda may be dead, but that hasn't stopped him from writing more great books featuring strange old Indian sorcerers -- books like this one, channeled through one of our favorite contributors: The Two Worlds of Don Don by Helmut Reinhardt My name is Carlos Piñata. I'm an illegal alien living in the United States and going to college on a government grant. My mother would have wanted it that way. In fact, she said on her deathbed (which happened to be a bed of nails), "Son, I want you to take this mattress back where you got it. And another thing. It is my wish that you live in the United States as an illegal alien and attend college on a government grant." "But mama," I said, "we are living in the United States as illegal aliens, and I am going to college on a government grant." She died with a smile on her face and nails in her back... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/thetwoworldsofdondon To subscribe or unsubscribe from this email list please email list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your request.