[thebigjewel] Don’t Make Me Angry - September 2, 2009
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- Date: Wed, 2 Sep 2009 15:38:43 EDT
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can't. In fact, we think we're having a heart attack. And that's not too
far from what's happening to this week's author, Ralph Gamelli...
Don’t Make Me Angry (You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry)
By Ralph Gamelli
Take this as a warning: when I lose my temper, I transform into something
not entirely human.
One thing I’ll do in this state is stomp all around the place. You might
find this amusing for a few moments, even boyishly charming. But after an hour
and a half? Not so much.
I’ll also break stuff -- easily breakable things for the most part. So if
you’re doing a crossword, it might be wise to hide an extra pencil in your
pocket and take it out only after I’ve left the room...
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