[thebigjewel] 10 Increasingly Annoying Short Stories - March 5, 2003

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* This week Neil Pasricha -- recently honored as Time Magazine's "Most
Annoying Man of the Century" -- irritates the living Hell out of us with
the literary equivalent of head lice. Feel free to scratch your head.
Thanks for reading and have a great week.


10 Increasingly Annoying Short Stories
By Neil Pasricha

A Short Story, About Something Really Annoying

* You accidentally get locked inside your bathroom, which is full of

* The mosquitoes keep trying to bite you but, just as you start trying to
swat them, you realize that they may become your only source of food as the
time inside this small bathroom wears on.

* You also realize that you are the mosquitoes' only source of food and
they will die if you stop them from drinking your blood, possibly depriving
you of food in the future. So you take off your clothes, sit tightly on the
toilet with your eyes clenched, and suffer mosquito bite after mosquito
bite, just to fatten up the darned insects, so that you will have something
to survive on when you begin to starve to death in a few days.

* Then, a couple hours later, when you're covered in mosquito bites from
head to toe, your buddy Ralph comes by and unlocks the bathroom door.

Moral: Do not lock yourself in a bathroom.

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