http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/pig0001028.html Yeah, I laughed out loud, so I figured I'd pass it on. John -- # John Madden weez@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ICQ: 2EB9EA # UNIX Systems Engineer, Ivy Tech State College # FreeLists, Free mailing lists for all: //www.freelists.org # Sys-Admin / Webmaster, Avenir Web: http://avenir.dhs.org # Linux, Apache, Perl and C: All the best things in life are free!