[tcb] Thursday joke...#54
- From: Katrina Martin <k.d.martin@xxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2011 01:40:02 +0000 (GMT)
The Italian Man of the House. With his Italian wife!
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your
House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going
to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?'
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The f#@% funeral director would be my first
guess.'
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
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