[tcb] Re: Shhhhhhhhhhhh it's Friday
- From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:54:22 -0700 (PDT)
Just heard that joke this mornin'! :}
--- Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> #420
>
> Katrina & Dan Martin
> 71'bus "Homer"
> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
>
>
> On Friday, March 28, 2008, at 12:58PM, "j duncan"
> <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> >A preacher was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday
> morning.
> >
> >He said to his small congregation, "You know, the
> Bible has an answer for everything. The reason for
> that is that the people in the Bible have all, at
> one time or another, been in the same situations you
> have."
> >
> >"Even PMS?" a woman asked.
> >
> >"Yes, I assure you," said the preacher, "PMS is in
> there. Tell you what, I'll look for it and tell you
> the passage at services next week."
> >
> >So everyone goes home after the service.
> >
> >Meanwhile, the preacher is looking for the PMS
> passage.
> >
> >When Sunday comes around.... he gets in front of
> the congregation and begins his Homily in the
> service.
> >
> >"People, I have found the passage in the Bible
> referring to PMS.
> >
> >"Really, Preacher? Where?" the lady asked.
> >
> >"It's right here in this passage where it says,
> 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
> Bethlehem'."
>
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