[tcb] Re: It's Friday ya bus drivin' fools!
- From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 14:47:31 -0800 (PST)
Damn, Now I gotta get a new k yboard! More coke spewed on it 'cause of that
fence joke!
--- On Fri, 2/6/09, Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> From: Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx>
> Subject: [tcb] It's Friday ya bus drivin' fools!
> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Date: Friday, February 6, 2009, 10:43 AM
> Here's why u should never run over a mattress
>
> http://blog.cardomain.com/2008/12/17/heres-why-you-should-never-run-over-a-mattress/
>
> Tie dyed cake
>
> http://omnomicon.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-to-make-rainbow-cake.html
>
> Cigarette socks
>
> http://shop.ashidashi.com/product/butts
>
> Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GRsAiFOMs
>
> Twisted Pac Man Game
>
> http://www.poparcade.net/game/900/Twisted-PacMan.html
>
> Funny town names
>
> http://www.oddee.com/item_96555.aspx
>
>
> Joke: Old Timer Sex#102
>
> The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
> remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
> years
> ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned
> against the back fence and I made love to you.'
>
> Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
> ?OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around
> there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
>
> Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
> idea!'
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
> conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
> himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
> sex
> against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
> there's no trouble. So he follows them.
>
> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
> other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they
> get
> to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
> trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
> in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
> the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
> minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
> screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
> ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> about life and old age that he didn't know.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
> the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
> back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to
> himself, this is truly amazing; I?ve got to ask them what
> their secret is.
>
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me,
> but that was something else. You must've had a
> fantastic
> sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
> this?'
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty
> years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
>
>
>
>
> Katrina & Dan Martin
> 71'bus "Homer"
> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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