[tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack
- From: Sammie Smith <slsmith@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:56:58 -0500
VERY FUNNY DENIS!
At 08:50 AM 4/14/2006, you wrote:
So, I bought this little live catch mousetrap for a dollar. It is a 6"
bent plastic tube where you put the peanut butter bait in one end and
there is a little door on the other end that you open and it has these
little legs that hold the door open. When the mouse goes inside his weight
tilts the trap and the little door closes. You can then take the mouse
somewhere else and let it go or kill it, whatever.
Well, it is balanced pretty delicately so it will close itself from the
wind and stuff. So I have checked about 5 times and it has been empty.
"This thing doesn't work" I say.
This morning, I am barely out of bed, I get my coffee and go out to the
deck. Oh yeah, there's that trap. I bend over and pick it up. I open the
little door to look inside. THE GODDAM MOUSE LEAPS OUT AND RUNS DOWN MY
#%*^#%^* ARM! I freak out entirely, coffee everywhere.
Nowhere in the instructions does it say not to hold the trap up to your
face to see inside because there may be a f#%!^&@! mouse in there!!!!
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