OMG! That is way too funny! I will have to save that in my repertoire of jokes! Dale E. Petersen, Jr > On Dec 23, 2014, at 5:45 PM, Governor staten <govsta@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > Extremely humorous. > > >> On 12/23/2014 4:56 PM, Chip and Allie Orange wrote: >> From an email I received: >> >> “ With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with >> my friends about drinking and driving. >> >> As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the >> authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out >> with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends, and >> had several cocktails, followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling >> jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. >> That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. >> >> Sure enough, on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was >> a cab, they waved us through. I arrived home safely without incident. >> >> This was a surprise to me as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know >> where I got it - and now it's in my garage and I don't know what to do with >> it!” >> >