hallo colleagues as promiced the views have been put across. kindly in case you have any other comment on the website do not hesitate to inform me and I shall deliver the info. the presidential website On 2/13/14, lubna <lubnamazrui@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Haga: > > Waw, this is great! It's been a long time since I laughed this much. > > Lubna > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Fred Haga" <fredhaga2013@xxxxxxxxx> > To: <sopvid@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2014 3:08 PM > Subject: [sopvid] [sopvid]On a light note? > > >> Ladies and Gentlemen, >> We've read lots of good, serious posts; hope a little of this will not >> grossly interfere with our very serious goals! >> Kind regards, >> Fred Haga. >> A man dies & goes to hell. >> There he finds that there is a different hell for each country >> and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. >> He goes to the German hell & asks, 'What do they do here?' >> He is told: >> 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. >> Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. >> Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.' >> The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. >> He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. >> He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. >> Then he comes to the Kenyan hell and finds that there is a long queue >> of people waiting to get in. >> Amazed, he asks, >> 'What do they do here?' >> He is told: >> 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, >> and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. >> The Kenyan devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day.' >> But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, >> why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man. >> A concerned fellow calls him aside and says, >> 'Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair >> doesn't work. >> The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, >> so the bed is comfortable to sleep on...... >> And the Kenyan devil used to be a civil servant, >> so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home >> for other business!!' >> >> IT PAYS TO BE A KENYAN HUH? >> NOT MY WORDS!!! >> ** To leave the list, click on the following link:- >> ** [mailto: >> sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >> ?subject=unsubscribe] >> ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: >> ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >> ** and in the Subject line type >> ** unsubscribe >> ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the >> ** following link:- >> ** [mailto: >> sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >> ?subject=faq] >> ** or send a message, to >> ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >> with the Subject:- faq >> >> > ** To leave the list, click on the following link:- > ** [mailto: > sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ?subject=unsubscribe] > ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: > ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ** and in the Subject line type > ** unsubscribe > ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the > ** following link:- > ** [mailto: > sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ?subject=faq] > ** or send a message, to > ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > with the Subject:- faq > > > -- Watch my latest work on road safety for the blind and persons with disabilities. http://t.co/3kFHc7fUam and an inspiration song ""never to give up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_dS2qHrbhI&feature=youtu.be&a Mugambi M. Paul Disability Rights Advocate, Awarded "Champion of disability advocacy in the emergency response August 2013 by CBM International http://t.co/3kFHc7fUam Founder of VIP Family. "You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/fb_share/3626200 "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others." Mahatma Gandhi "The day you forget that you rock is the day the world rolls all over you." Skype: shamgpaul1 Twitter @paulmugambe E mail shamgpaul@xxxxxxxxx Mob no. +254 722 231815 ** To leave the list, click on the following link:- ** [mailto: sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ?subject=unsubscribe] ** If this link doesn't work then send a message to: ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** and in the Subject line type ** unsubscribe ** For other list commands such as vacation mode, click on the ** following link:- ** [mailto: sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ?subject=faq] ** or send a message, to ** sopvid-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the Subject:- faq