A man entered an airplane with a GSD and took his seat along the isle and his dog sat in the seat beside him. The man next to the dog asked why his dog was allowed on the plane. He explained to him that his German Shepherd was a working dog and actually worked for the airlines. "What does he do?" the man asked. Well", the GSD's handler replied, "when we get in the air I will show you" After the plane took off the handler of the dog told the guy his dog was able to find drugs on the plane. "Watch this" he said and he sent the German Shepherd down the isle. Soon the dog sat next to a woman and looked at her. The handler took out a piece of paper and wrote down the seat number where the woman sat. He called the dog back and explained to his neighbor that the woman must have some substance like Marijuana so he would report her when they got off the plane. Again he sent the dog out and this time the dog sat next to a man, looked right at him and barked one time before coming back. "Oh," the handler said, "that men - he has something worse like heroin that is why he barked one time" and again he wrote down the seat number. The handler sent the dog out for a third time and the dog made it almost all the way to the back of the plane when he suddenly turned around and ran back to the handler. The dog jumped into his seat and spun around several times, poop flying everywhere, before sitting all the way down. The man was shocked as he stared at the mess and the dog who seemed to be shaking in his seat. "Why would a dog so incredibly trained act like this?" he questioned the handler. The handler leaned in and whispered to the man. "Oh my" he said, "he just found a bomb!" ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2006. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - URL temporarily deleted due to AOL issues ============================================================================