Damn Morgan. I have tried this 3 years in a row. I never remember eating the cake. But then I am not a sweet eater. Most of the people at our house seem to think it is very good. And the taxi people love it. Bob -----Original Message----- From: showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of MORGAN LEWIS Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:09 PM To: gsd showlist Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] "Vodka Christmas Cake" Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe >so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of >typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) > >1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. > >Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. >Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. >Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 >teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. > >At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. >Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. >Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. >If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver > >Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. >Check the Vodka. >Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add >one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. >Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't >forget to beat off the turner. > >Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish off the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat. > Morgan Lewis, RPh. Member GSDCA President Last Hope of Georgia 501c3 "So Much to Do, So Little Time" ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2012. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Each Author is responsible for the content of his/her post. This group and its administrators are not responsible for the comments or opinions expressed in any post. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org SUBSCRIPTION:http://showgsd.org/mail.html NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================ ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2012. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Each Author is responsible for the content of his/her post. This group and its administrators are not responsible for the comments or opinions expressed in any post. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org SUBSCRIPTION:http://showgsd.org/mail.html NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================